2 things that are very wrong with my life

[nunganunga_k_o]

It's very, very nippy-noodles outside but I have to stay in tip-top form for my first match on Sunday which I'm sure will be the first of many in my very successful career as a Quidditch star and/or back-up dancer, despite the subarctic conditions.

Honestly, what kind of sadist wants teams flying about in sub-zero temperatures? With any luck, there will be rain as well and we can all just enjoy a bit of pneumonia and die early deaths while we're at it.

It's almost faster to just cast a freezing charm on myself, but I can't be bothered.

Comments

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

It has already been established that is is cold outside, I expect it to have no influence over your performance.

A WILD ITALIAN BOY HAS APPEARED!!

[italianscanspar.livejournal.com]

the fuck is a nippy-nood

Good luck on the match. I don't envy you though, doll.

[pintsizedpsycho.livejournal.com]

...What in the hell does "nippy-noodles" mean?

[dofaye.livejournal.com]

Exercise is good for combating cold, you know.

[Totally not glad that he can just sit there covered in as much as he wants while you athletes suffer in uniform, nope.]

[knifed]

It is not very cold.

[serpent-child.livejournal.com]

And Gran wonders why I don't try out for the quidditch team.

[slug-healer.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that if there isn't a charm that keeps one warm in the cold, there has to be a potion that would work.

[An inkblot appears, as Tsunade's quill pauses above the journal. The following writing looks hastily scribbled.]

Actually, devising one would be fantas useful! Shall I let you know when I have something?

[norgesangen.livejournal.com]

Tha sounds fair nesh, if tha thinks this is unbearable... Good luck to thee.

A Wild Half/German, Half/Chinese Quidditch teammate appears!

[prince-feng.livejournal.com]

You know, you could always use a warming charm if you can't handle the cold.

[dreadof.livejournal.com]

Heh, that's one of the reasons that I don't want to get into the Quidditch team. I mean, it's already cold enough.

[NOT REALLY THOUGH. he's just terrified of flying/being on anything that has a chance to sink or crash, and because he can't explain how brooms can fly.]

Anyways, good luck!