2 things that are very wrong with my life

[nunganunga_k_o]

It's very, very nippy-noodles outside but I have to stay in tip-top form for my first match on Sunday which I'm sure will be the first of many in my very successful career as a Quidditch star and/or back-up dancer, despite the subarctic conditions.

Honestly, what kind of sadist wants teams flying about in sub-zero temperatures? With any luck, there will be rain as well and we can all just enjoy a bit of pneumonia and die early deaths while we're at it.

It's almost faster to just cast a freezing charm on myself, but I can't be bothered.

Comments

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

It has already been established that is is cold outside, I expect it to have no influence over your performance.

[nunganunga-k-o.livejournal.com]

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!

A WILD ITALIAN BOY HAS APPEARED!!

[italianscanspar.livejournal.com]

the fuck is a nippy-nood

Good luck on the match. I don't envy you though, doll.

oAo

[nunganunga-k-o.livejournal.com]

Once everything goes numb it won't be so bad. Provided I keep all my fingers and wear extra lippy for warmth.

[italianscanspar.livejournal.com]

To be honest, I'd rather feel cold myself than not feel anything at all, but eh, to each their own, credo.

[nunganunga-k-o.livejournal.com]

Welllll, when the Hitler Youth are absolutely determined to have you practise for 40 years, being numb gets to be a blessing.

[italianscanspar.livejournal.com]

And this is why I never signed up from Quidditch. At least with sparring you can do it indoors when the weather's too chilly.

...yeesh, this is why you people are ruthless in the game.

[pintsizedpsycho.livejournal.com]

...What in the hell does "nippy-noodles" mean?

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Cute.

[nunganunga-k-o.livejournal.com]

Sparring? Do you mean the sort with the sword and that Zorro bloke with the moustache? Or the wizarding kind?

It's quite good fun, actually. And I like to think our impending victory will be aided by us (by the weekend I HOPE) becoming impervious to cold.

[nunganunga-k-o.livejournal.com]

Instead of whingeing on and on about how it's chilly, you can simply say it is 'nippy noodles'. Quite snappy, I think.

[italianscanspar.livejournal.com]

Neither. Well, the second one too I guess, but I meant good old fist-first muggle sparring.

Zorro's a badass though.

Well, we'll see about that when the match comes around! What position are you, by the way?

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[nunganunga-k-o.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhhh, that sort. Would you just...stop mid-fisticuffs and go, "Good morrow sir, it is quite nippy-noodles and we should relocate to some place where I am not getting frostbite of the bum."?

I'm shocked you've even heard of him, most people just look at me as if I'm mad. Which I am not mostly.

[nunganunga-k-o.livejournal.com]

I'm a Chaser. I do a cracking job at it, I must say.

[dofaye.livejournal.com]

Exercise is good for combating cold, you know.

[Totally not glad that he can just sit there covered in as much as he wants while you athletes suffer in uniform, nope.]

[knifed]

It is not very cold.

[serpent-child.livejournal.com]

And Gran wonders why I don't try out for the quidditch team.

[slug-healer.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that if there isn't a charm that keeps one warm in the cold, there has to be a potion that would work.

[An inkblot appears, as Tsunade's quill pauses above the journal. The following writing looks hastily scribbled.]

Actually, devising one would be fantas useful! Shall I let you know when I have something?

[norgesangen.livejournal.com]

Tha sounds fair nesh, if tha thinks this is unbearable... Good luck to thee.

1/? L O L I LOVE HER

[italianscanspar.livejournal.com]

[[ his pen hovers over the journal for a second as he tries to make sense of what the hell she just wrote. ink blots galore! ]]

2/3

[italianscanspar.livejournal.com]

I suppose you could say that. Though if it were a serious fight then I'd try my best to knock out the other guy as soon as possible so I could get inside.

3/3!

[italianscanspar.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you are. Can't wait to see you in action.

[pintsizedpsycho.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, quite snappy. If you disregard how utterly stupid you sound.

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[nunganunga-k-o.livejournal.com]

Stupid?

[nunganunga-k-o.livejournal.com]

Obviously, you just can't appreciate the BEAUTOSITY of the GROWING and flourishing English language.