2 things that are very wrong with my life

[nunganunga_k_o]

It's very, very nippy-noodles outside but I have to stay in tip-top form for my first match on Sunday which I'm sure will be the first of many in my very successful career as a Quidditch star and/or back-up dancer, despite the subarctic conditions.

Honestly, what kind of sadist wants teams flying about in sub-zero temperatures? With any luck, there will be rain as well and we can all just enjoy a bit of pneumonia and die early deaths while we're at it.

It's almost faster to just cast a freezing charm on myself, but I can't be bothered.

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[nunganunga-k-o.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhhh, that sort. Would you just...stop mid-fisticuffs and go, "Good morrow sir, it is quite nippy-noodles and we should relocate to some place where I am not getting frostbite of the bum."?

I'm shocked you've even heard of him, most people just look at me as if I'm mad. Which I am not mostly.