SNOGGING SCALE
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nunganunga_k_oBECAUSE IT NEEDS TO BE ON HERE. Copypastaed wholesale from the website.
The New and Improved Snogging Scale
.5 → sticky eyes (Be careful using this. I've still got some complete twit following me around like a seeing-eye dog.)
1 → holding hands
2 → arm around
3 → goodnight kiss
4 → kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who's got a watch but no boyfriend.)
4.5 → hand snogging (I really don't want to go into this. Ask Jas.)
5 → open mouth kissing
6 → tongues
6.25 → nip libbling
6.5 → ear snogging
6.75 → neck nuzzling
7 → upper body fondling - outdoors
8 → upper body fondling - indoors (in bed)
Virtual number 8 → (When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggees head.)
9 → below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing your pants. Don't blame me. Ask Jules.)
10 → the full monty (Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, "Tonight the Prime Minister has reached Number 10." And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.)
The New and Improved Snogging Scale
.5 → sticky eyes (Be careful using this. I've still got some complete twit following me around like a seeing-eye dog.)
1 → holding hands
2 → arm around
3 → goodnight kiss
4 → kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who's got a watch but no boyfriend.)
4.5 → hand snogging (I really don't want to go into this. Ask Jas.)
5 → open mouth kissing
6 → tongues
6.25 → nip libbling
6.5 → ear snogging
6.75 → neck nuzzling
7 → upper body fondling - outdoors
8 → upper body fondling - indoors (in bed)
Virtual number 8 → (When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggees head.)
9 → below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing your pants. Don't blame me. Ask Jules.)
10 → the full monty (Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, "Tonight the Prime Minister has reached Number 10." And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.)
