2 things that are very wrong with my life

[nunganunga_k_o]

It's very, very nippy-noodles outside but I have to stay in tip-top form for my first match on Sunday which I'm sure will be the first of many in my very successful career as a Quidditch star and/or back-up dancer, despite the subarctic conditions.

Honestly, what kind of sadist wants teams flying about in sub-zero temperatures? With any luck, there will be rain as well and we can all just enjoy a bit of pneumonia and die early deaths while we're at it.

It's almost faster to just cast a freezing charm on myself, but I can't be bothered.

Comments

[pintsizedpsycho.livejournal.com]

...What in the hell does "nippy-noodles" mean?

[nunganunga-k-o.livejournal.com]

Instead of whingeing on and on about how it's chilly, you can simply say it is 'nippy noodles'. Quite snappy, I think.

[pintsizedpsycho.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, quite snappy. If you disregard how utterly stupid you sound.

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[nunganunga-k-o.livejournal.com]

Stupid?

[nunganunga-k-o.livejournal.com]

Obviously, you just can't appreciate the BEAUTOSITY of the GROWING and flourishing English language.

[pintsizedpsycho.livejournal.com]

Beautosity isn't a word. You English speakers were not meant to come up with your own vocabulary, clearly. It's for your benefit and everyone else's that you stick with stealing words from other languages.

[nunganunga-k-o.livejournal.com]

Well I don't see any RULE anywhere saying people can't just MAKE UP words when they want to. And ALL words are made up, as it happens.

Where would we be if we hadn't bothered to make up 'snog'? I will tell you, we would be back in the Stone Age, that is where.

[pintsizedpsycho.livejournal.com]

Mein Gott, you truly are this stupid. The word 'snog' wasn't even a word until recently. There wasn't even any language at all in the Stone Age.