8 Things are that are very wrong with my life

Whoever nicked my things left the bras for a fantastic set of nunga-nungas, if the size is any indication. I don't suppose any of you girls would volunteer yours for size comparison. Not in a rudey-dudey way, of course. Just for, you know, purely statistical reasons.

I think I will keep the fake beard though.

[ooc: another placeholder! Georgia is now George. Shall respond when I get a chance!]